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  • Ryan1524
    Mar 27, 05:02 PM
    There's a very neat sense of creepiness to it. Especially because it's in a very unexpected environment. Whenever I see green and trees, I expect to see calm, peaceful stories. But this time, I'm greeted with a very odd entity.

    The color and softness is spot on. Any sharper and he would've felt fake instead of dream-like. Any softer and it would've felt poorly done. I can also do without the bright spot in the middle. It really distracts the picture from the model.

    I suspect you can execute this even better if you throw in more story into the shot and pick a different backdrop.





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  • benpatient
    Oct 4, 01:36 PM
    This will just be a metadata field embedded in the EXIF data of cameraphone photos taken by iPhone users that have paid for the GPS service.

    When you sync your iPhone up with you mac later on, the images will be put into iPhoto and through that will be able to link to GoogleEarth.

    Since the "camera" will be the cell phone's built-in camera (with stunning 1/4" lens, I'm sure), the quality of the images will make this a novelty feature. Add to that the complexities of international cell phone access charges and GPS service, and the Mac-only limitation of the GoogleEarth connection (unless Apple also announces iLife for Windows, and it's free, or at least iPhoto is free).

    Meh





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  • wallib
    Mar 10, 08:33 PM
    I've never been to an Apple launch day before and have no idea of when I should get there. I'd like to wait in line but still have to work tomorrow morning. When is a good time to start waiting?





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  • canadianipad
    Apr 26, 04:16 AM
    i know...im really unsure of what to expect considering wifi release, presales, etc. so i'll likely spend most of my mid afternoon around shopping and keeping a close eye. plenty of things around.

    Yup - my wife and I will be doing the same thing. She'll of course be doing the shopping while I keep an eye on the line at the Apple Store.





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  • jav6454
    Apr 3, 05:00 PM
    Yet scientists think all quakes are unrelated. I bet the Pacific plate has been highly active these late years.





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  • gkarris
    Apr 22, 11:19 PM
    Back in '84 the recording choices were Beta or VHS... :eek:

    That would be the source, unfortunately.... ;)

    I guess is someone had a Beta Hi-Fi copy on a High Grade Tape with great reception, then you can capture it but need to use some sort of TBC with it.





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  • Thomas Harte
    Mar 5, 05:32 PM
    I have recently acquired a PowerBook Duo 280c with an Apple Mini Dock, a Micro Dock and a floppy drive. I also have an AsanteTalk, which acts as a physical bridge between RJ45 ethernet and LocalTalk networks. It's running Mac OS 7.6.1.

    On my desktop is a MacBook Pro Core Duo with OS X v10.6, an internet connection and a USB floppy drive.

    I have a stack of System 7 software, but mostly on CD. There also still seems to be a lot hanging around the Internet.

    What I want to do is get software onto the Duo. I know nothing whatsoever technical about the Classic OS or LocalTalk. I am aware that a USB floppy drive won't read traditional Mac formatted disks, though OS 7.6.1 seems to have some level of support for DOS floppies.

    So, I guess:





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  • CrAkD
    Mar 14, 08:51 AM
    Muscelnerd tweeted that all iPad 2 jailbreaks would have to be userland. Im glad comex found an exploit...and especially this fast.

    He meant it'll have to be user land for awhile till they can scan the new boot rom for exploits. Because it's much quicker and easier to find a user land exploit then a boot rom exploit.





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  • twoodcc
    Oct 25, 09:24 AM
    i'm not sure what to think. fair use is fair use i guess.





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  • quackattack
    Jan 26, 12:08 AM
    Hey guys,

    I need alot of help. I convinced my sister to get an iBook a few months ago. I told her that mac is way easier than PC. Now it appears that her computer is freaking out. She is calling me for tech support and I don't know how to help her. She is having very strange problems. So I will have a series of threads to help me with these problems, I would greatly appreciate any input.

    First problem: She was having trouble with video (I will get into this later) and I told her to repair permissions, prebind, etc. To do this I had her get Cocktail, I figured it would be the easiest way.

    Now, after she ran it, she cannot open Microsoft Office or iPhoto. Office is the most pressing problem because she is a student. When she opens it she gets an error message telling her she has corrupt fonts (see attached pic). She then has to force quit, nothing will work. I would suggest a reinstall but she left the CD at home (the parents are mailing it up, so this will be an option later). I have ran out of ideas, but hate to leave my sister stranded! ANY IDEAS ON HOW TO FIX THIS?? Thank you all so much.

    -quack





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  • spidler
    Feb 12, 03:06 PM
    i need more help. I got my compu upt to 9.2.2, but now when I try to install it I still get the panic jargin and it says something that I THINK means That it cant install on PowerMac 1,1. So, I got XPostFacto3, but it said it wasn't compatible with Powermac1,1...

    what should I do? Is there no hope?





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  • typecase
    Mar 19, 05:15 PM
    Hello All,

    I'm pretty new to the Mac and was wondering how to change my background color to a solid color other than the few that are available by default. In Windows, in the absence of a desktop picture, I can specify pretty much any color to be the background color. All I see are the several swatches of color and no way to get more colors.

    Are these background "colors" simply little pictures that are tiled? How do I get a true background color that's not already there? Any help appreciated.





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  • malnar
    Mar 14, 04:09 PM
    Wow, and nobody could have seen this one coming. Proof that the demand is low: I've never even seen one!
    I have! One. ONE! A coworker has one. It's really nice, actually. A very worthy competitor to the Touch, but it is obviously totally overshadowed by anything Apple puts out and Microsoft doesn't seem to have a clue how to get behind something when it's not the top product in a category. I think this is really too bad.





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  • rockandrule
    Mar 6, 09:22 PM
    Yeah, I read both links but still don't really know what's going on haha. All I know is that it is for a good cause, so I'm down. Plus, their not testing on animals so it's a big plus for me.





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  • Gus
    Jul 12, 12:01 PM
    That's good advice. Alternatively, if you just want to store the files as data, don't forget that the iPod also acts as a Firewire HD, so you can store them as both music and data, if you have the room. In iTunes, click the "Enable Firewire HD mode" in the iPod settings. It will appear on the desktop as a storage device then.

    Regards,
    Gus





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  • matthew24
    Jul 4, 02:47 PM
    I really enjoyed the following switch story:

    A real desire for a Mac: (http://www.osnews.com/story.php?news_id=3946)

    One thing: Don't stop after the first page.

    ;)





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  • FOX160
    May 5, 11:40 AM
    One thing i found strange was that for example. Is that if I email my Mum
    and her name is Wendy. Now if I put in Wendy and add the email to
    sender it wont send.
    But I have to type in Mum has I have that in my address book and then
    attach to sender the email will send.

    Dont know if your doing that for example.





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  • nanofrog
    Apr 22, 09:00 AM
    So I decided to go with the Areca 1880ix-12 since word on the internet :) is it outperforms the latest offerings from ATTO. Does it come with an 8088 cable as well to connect external storage solution or just the 8087 internal?

    Also with this MaxConnect HDD adapter solution for 3rd party RAID should I go with this one with no miniSAS cable:
    I presume the Areca controller already comes with an 8087 miniSAS to 4xSATA header cable, do I still need the miniSAS cable that MaxConnect are including in that latter package ? In general do you I need any other accessories besides the ones that come with this MaxConnect pack to connect my 4x SATA HDD's to the controller ?
    The card only comes with fan-out cables (SFF-8087 to 4i*SATA/SAS ends; 1x per SFF-8087 port, so in the case of the ARC-1880ix12, it will come with 3x of them).

    In theory, you could order the version of the Maxupgrades kit without the MiniSAS cable, but it wouldn't be a bad idea to go ahead and get it (it may be shorter, as those that come with the Areca are 0.5 meters in length). Assuming the cable with the kit is shorter, it won't be as messy as a longer cable could be in terms of routing (those that have used that particular kit haven't mentioned it was a mess that I recall).

    You won't need any other cabling to connect the card to the HDD bays (it all comes in the MaxUpgrades kit).

    If you want to use an internal port with an external enclosure, there's a special cable you'd need to get for this. If you want to use the external port (keep in mind, this typically shares ports with an internal connector in past models, such as the 1680 series), you'd need to buy one. Either way, these do not come with the card, and you'd only need to get them if you're planning on running an external enclosure/s.

    BTW, stick to 1.0 meters or less with SATA disks (1.0 m tends to be the shortest you can get off the shelf, but other lengths are possible via a custom order - I've done this before), and do not use the PCI bracket mount adapters to take internal to external cables (results in instability due to contact resistance - been through this battle before). These adapters are meant to be used with SAS, which runs at a much higher signal voltage (20V) than internal SATA (400mV).


    As for flashing I'll take your advice and do it through firefox, the older version too and not the new 4 that just came out. So it's browser management\flashing utility is available irrespective of whether the card is flashed to EFI yet or not? Considering that it would by default be with BIOS I presume this to be the case?
    You don't need to use the older version of Firefox. I was referring to Safari in terms of older versions that had been tried and didn't work (not tried Safari 5, but given past revisions, I'd skip even trying it when I know Firefox will work properly).

    As per how to do it, a browser works in any OS supported by the card (browser connects via an IP address assigned to the RAID card). Now the firmware is actually in 4 parts (i.e. what you'd get in a firmware download off of Areca's support site). Assuming you don't need to upgrade anything else, you just use EFI to replace BOOT.bin, which is the BIOS version (leave the others alone).

    There should be instructions in the manual that comes with the card fif you're a bit confused (it's in the others, so it should be there this go around as well). There's also confirmation check boxes to be marked before any flash is actually performed anyway (nice little safety feature), so you can look around without causing problems.





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  • pound4pound30
    May 1, 12:42 PM
    I am also having the same issue. This is the screen shot from iTunes.





    emotion
    Oct 25, 09:54 AM
    It's your track alright, but why is he selling the key to others so they can unlock your door as well?? like I said, he's trying to get rich via your house.

    Well if his approach is legal (as reported) he might not be doing this. Though I do take your point.

    ---
    See, I get the impression that Apple are not that keen on DRM either. It's just that the big music and film companies need that reassurance so that they do business with Apple.





    cvelezv
    Apr 13, 09:03 AM
    I have the ARC-1880i card so I can answer some of your questions

    1. Setup. Very straightforward ARECA provides a web interface that is very reliable
    2. Reliability. So far I had no problems, I cannot say the same for highpoint, with that card I already had 2 RAID 5 crashes. The areca is handling an array of 4 SSDs on RAID 0 (I perform daily backups for this one to a velociraptor)
    3.I just flashed the EFI driver following NANOFROG's advice and with that I was able to boot from the SSD that look as a 480GB image to OS X
    4.Cable setup. I have 2 SAS-SATA cables and was able to route them to the second ODD were I have the 4 SSD drives





    mikee99
    Mar 11, 11:45 AM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPod; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_2_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8C148 Safari/6533.18.5)

    I think he is at best buy





    PhoneyDeveloper
    Apr 20, 08:00 PM
    App store review is not a beta test service. Apple decides if the app is suitable for the app store. If it crashes or has obvious severe bugs they will reject it. If it violates one of their written or unwritten rules they will reject it.

    You want your app to work well not because of the app store review. You want it to work well so people will like it and buy it.

    Frankly I wouldn't worry about it too much. Aside from abiding by the rules there's not much you can do about it.

    Certain things are tested automatically when you submit the app. I think this is mainly inspection for use of private APIs. If you violate that you hear about it within a few minutes.





    Applejuiced
    Apr 14, 02:05 PM
    Give me a break:D



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